blog doping scandal

I’m on steroids. Where’s my scandal?

Every year around this time I’m shocked and horrified at how itchy everything is. I have scaly patches and anything that touches me makes my skin unhappy and uncomfortable. I should be used to this, but I’m surprised every time – why is this happening to me? Where did this rash come from? Is my skin normally this bad? When did I become allergic to the bed?

I still have a large tube of steroid goo from last year, when I was again surprised by my reaction to fall. I don’t know if it’s still potent, but I slathered some of my more alligator-like patches with lovely cream in the hopes that things will go back to normal. I’m already so full of anti-histamines I squeak when I walk; the last thing I need is to experience roid rage when I’m itchy and jumping at everything that brushes against my overworked skin.

Yesterday afternoon was spectacular – maybe I shouldn’t leave the North Shore after all.

time for a nap

giant trumpet makes for giant noise

giant trumpet makes for giant noise

lonsdale quay is like granville island, only less crowded and therefore more awesome

lonsdale quay is like granville island, only less crowded and therefore more awesome

oh if only those condos werent upwards of a million dollars each

oh if only those condos weren't upwards of a million dollars each

One thought on “blog doping scandal

  1. Oh yeah? My strata, near your old stomping grounds (and a property on Regina St, didn’t you live there?) was raided last week in greater Victoria’s biggest drug bust EVER. 22kg of pure, uncut cocaine (THAT’S A LOT OF FUCKING BLOW!!!) was seized at 300 Burnside Rd in my complex. TWENTY TWO FUCKING KILOGRAMS. We’re talking Surrey/Bacon Brothers cocaine here.

    Most people don’t buy flour or sugar in that quantity. Enjoy your steroid goo.

    Just thought I’d share.

    http://www.timescolonist.com/news/Bust+turns+millions+cocaine/2057798/story.html

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