So THAT’S what the
“8=======D~~~~~~~ :V =^.^= +<;) 8==D~~~~ ( . Y . )
=^.^= 8====D~~ (_o_)”
meant.
(for those not fluent in ascii, it’s an orgy – one guy in the face, the pope in the boobs, and a third in the butt. there are cats because someone left the door open, and they came in to see what was going on.)

Ok, the cats had me stumped, but that explains it all.