Well, now I’m too poor for ale OR whores:
up yours, parking jerks
You should come to Got Craft on Sunday and help me pay off my parking debts by buying some Smuttons. The new batch is especially filthy, too – the donated porn I got from Nelson is of a much more depraved quality than I had available previously, so you too could be wearing things on your person that could get you arrested if worn in mixed company in most of the Commonwealth and all 50 states.
delicious juice dot com 
The City of Vancouver is notorious for their parking fines. My car seems to be a ticket magnet. Too bad I can’t say the same for chicks. :-(
Did you ever see this?
http://www.vancouversun.com/news/parking/tricks+secrets+avoid+getting+parking+ticket/1324063/story.html
Might come in handy.
(if the link doesn’t work, let me know, I’ve got the text of the article saved)
damn, I’m totally going to have to get new smuttons, aren’t I? thank goodness Friday is payday.