A terrifying spectacle awaited me at my desk this morning:
"so who's YOUR ideal Valentine?" those are my only two choices? really? :(
Luckily, Ed knows me very, very well:
optimus prime + klw = TL4E <3 <3 <3
The scary card was also accompanied by a beautiful pot of orchids, which I will try my hand at keeping alive (I am notoriously bad at plants). Yay Valumtimes!
pretty!
I hope you have a happy day filled with chocolate and genitals!
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Pretty orchids! Here’s a tip I got- give your orchid one icecube per week for water and nothing else- I’ve kept mine alive since July doing this!
Thanks Cynthia! Do you just put the ice cube right on the plant? Or is it more an ice cube’s worth of water? So confused by green things!