Ye Olde Office decorating is complete:
Not shown: the other two flags, which are strung up elsewhere in the office. I’m covered in drywall – I think I have the white lung – but they look pretty good, if I do say so myself. People are already asking what the fuck because they are pretty ridiculous, but my boss likes ’em, my team likes ’em, and I think they’re kind of hilarious so it’s nothing but good over here. I love that I get to do stuff like this at/for work. I think I’ll add some more ridiculous to our intranet.

HO THERE WENCH YCLEPT KIMLI, THINE DELIVERABLES ART MOST BECOMING. DOCUMENTEST THOU THIS DAY? VERILY.