In honour of my 2,000th Delicious Juice post (on WordPress), I would like to inform you that shit is getting serious up in here:
don't worry; all the dinosaurs are over 18
Things are about to get a great deal more awkward.
Bring marshmallows.
two thousand
delicious juice dot com 
yay! happy 2000th!
Rule 34 ALWAYS Applies. But even I would think that the particular group of fetishists who would be willing to search for this is probably incredibly small, but probably quite passionate about it, getting into long esoteric arguments about specifics. This is the internet after all.