sophie’s choice

I’m out of Diet Coke. I could go get more – if I threw my empty cup out my bedroom window, I would hit the gas station across the street – but then I would have to put on pants.

Do I stay thirsty and pantless, or give in to my unholy desires and get dressed?


(as a matter of fact, this is EXACTLY like having to choose who lives and who dies. shut up.)

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