i’ll bring the mayo

Apparently the Brave New World at work is going to be “still fun, but a more mature fun”.

Something tells me that my idea of “mature” is vastly different from theirs.

Don’t blame me; there’s a REASON “for mature audiences only” doesn’t mean it’s safe for people in suits only.

I was told I’ll likely have to rewrite the new employee manual again to reflect our new mature image. It’s not like I was specifically told to write it in my own style or anything, or that I worked on it for four months straight. Sure, I’d love to do it all over again, only this time with no fun whatsoever. I love not having fun! I am the office go-to person for buttoned down stoic maturity!


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