Everyone starts a new year hoping to experience new things, but if everything I experience in 2012 is as confusing as my first Tripping Balls, I think I will ask 2011 to come back for a while longer.

I haven’t heard the whole story – or the recording they tell me they have – but I am fairly certain balls were tripped really hard, and I am sore all over.

There may have been grinding. I think I Tweeted it. In fact, I think I tweeted a lot of things.

I believe there is still a ball or two that have yet to fully trip. Is this what ‘Nam feels like?

No one will tell me if this is real.