I made my hood exactly for situations like this – gross and rainy, no jacket, no umbrella. Was I smart enough to actually bring it with me today? Of course not – between my car and the front door of the space station, I got soaked and now my hair is fluffy. It looks about as awesome as you might expect (ie: not at all), which is getting in the way of my world domination. No one takes a leader with fluffy hair seriously.

I couldn’t decide which belt to wear this morning, so I wore three of them. I am not used to belts – they exist to hold up pants, and I do not wear pants. I added them to my dress to break up the never-ending sea of chambray, which worked quite well .. and if one belt was good, three belts could only be MORE GOOD. Look for me downtown this afternoon; I’ll be the one who looks more good (from the neck down).

In other news, why you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you’re acting like you’re somebody else; gets me frustrated.

Yeah, it’s THAT kind of Tuesday. Strap yourself in, kids.

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