I should have stayed on the couch this morning.

• Spine Snipper until 2am
• Neighbourhood assholes having loud cell phone conversations past my window until 3
• Lemon on ALL THE BED
• Completely unable to sleep
• My skin is a disaster
• Applied my makeup like a boss. A clown boss.
• All my clothes are stupid and make me look as horrible as I feel
• Running approximately an hour behind
• Forgot to put on my rings; hands feel naked
• On the wrong bus

Today licks, and it’s not even 9:30.