Here’s a helpful tip from me to you:
Don’t put yogurt in your pocket.
Specifically, don’t put yogurt in your pocket and then forget you put yogurt in your pocket.
You will inevitably squish it and end up with soggy yogurt in your pants, and then people will laugh at you.
I’m not sure if they’re laughing at the giant wet spot or the fact that I had yogurt in my pocket, but they are definitely laughing.
Now I am sad and soggy and probably sticky.
Today sucks. THANKS OBAMA
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On the plus side, it’ll clear up any yeast infection like that (snap!).