what a deal!

My spam filter must be asleep, but I’m okay with that because this wouldn’t have made it through otherwise:

Sale!
1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.

Everyone is welcome, but not US citizens.

ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.

Prices upon reqeust.

WOW! What a deal! I’d be a fool not to stock up now! If any US citizens want in on the deal, we can work together and place a bulk order!

blow sparkles, right?

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