You know, now that I’ve got the world’s attention, I really feel like I ought to use my power for good instead of evil (or for evil instead of good, depending on which side of the debate you’re on). No pressure, or anything. This is my 15 minutes! Where’s my soapbox?

..

um

.. yeah, I got nothing.

How about I just post utterly unrelated content instead?

I know this video is from 2007 and is therefore, in internet terms, older than dirt itself – but I literally (not fake literally, either – actual literally) got goosebumps while watching it.

Man oh man, I love me some Optimus Prime.

the moist-maker!