I’m creating superheroes at work. Like, for real. My job is hilarious.

Not THIS hilarious, though:

the next page would have been full-on porn

I’m making an employee recognition plan. Before we decided on superheroes, I tried a couple of different themes out. I like the retro thing, but I probably did it a disservice with the innuendo – it was shot down in favour of Captain Accountable and The Zealot.

Still, I’m getting paid to invent back stories for superheroes. I am exactly where my 14-year-old self wanted to be.

Two things I am currently doing that could have a grave ROI:

• Googling “pugs in BC”
• Answering messages on OK Cupid