It took almost 20 years, but I’ve finally seen something so terrible online that I’m throwing in my jizz rag and quitting the internet:
You’ll have to pretend that there’s an Instagram picture in there, a self portrait of some girl’s thong-clad ass. Apparently camwhores are up with the times and no longer lurk on Geocities or
Penis Chat Roulette, but instead use current photo sharing tools to take self-serving pictures at deceptively flattering MySpace angles so random-ass creepers will fawn over them. Of course, there’s fawning and then there’s .. that. It made me do a full body shudder. I can’t think of a single thing you could possibly say that would be less erotic when faced with someone’s ass and/or labia. I quit the goddamn internet*. Happy now? You win.
*: until tomorrow :P