I’m not sure whether to be amused or horrified that my job contains actual InfoPath emergencies.

At any rate, I am BEYOND AMUSED that my bad influence seems to be spreading throughout the company. I just received a template for an internal document that includes things like:

Recent Issues

• June: No issues
• July: Godzilla destroyed power plant in southern Ontario; 23 locations without power for 2 days

What are our objectives?

• Synergize analysis and analyze synergies
• Network diversity to thwart imminent Mothra attack

.. snort. This is the first time I’ve seen Kimli-like ridiculousness in a document that I didn’t create. I tip my bonnet to you, good sir.