I’m not sure whether to be amused or horrified that my job contains actual InfoPath emergencies.
At any rate, I am BEYOND AMUSED that my bad influence seems to be spreading throughout the company. I just received a template for an internal document that includes things like:
Recent Issues
- June: No issues
- July: Godzilla destroyed power plant in southern Ontario; 23 locations without power for 2 days
What are our objectives?
- Synergize analysis and analyze synergies
- Network diversity to thwart imminent Mothra attack
.. snort. This is the first time I’ve seen Kimli-like ridiculousness in a document that I didn’t create. I tip my bonnet to you, good sir.
delicious juice dot com 
Your influence is spreading through the company like a bad Gonorrheal infection! Huzzah!
Recent Issues:
Memetic contagion.
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