It’s very cold in my office, and I’ve been cuddling up to my space heater all morning. I was slightly worried about the radiation aspect of the heat blasting from my lil’ unit, so I was very pleased to find an alternative source of heat: RIGHTEOUS IRE!
I am no longer cold, because I am Outraged on behalf of Tech Support. RAWR! MY WRATH IS FEARSOME TO BEHOLD!
This is a totally energy-efficient way to warm yourself up – get mad at things! Social injustice! Being the 99%! Being the 1% and feeling totally persecuted about your riches! Wedgies! Everyone hates wedgies; get mad about them! I swear, it’ll warm you right the fuck up!
Less than 6 hours until FANCY TACO FRIDAY. Hooray!