epilogue

  • Number of references to penis: 56
  • Number of different words used: 2
  • Number of times “erection” is used: 55
  • Number of times “cock” is used as a noun instead of a verb: 1
  • Over three books, where “cock” appears as opposed to “erection”: Third book, in the epilogue, 96% of the way through
  • Number of different references to vagina: 2 (“vagina”, 2 per books 1 and 2; “down there“, too many times to count)
  • Number of times I rolled my eyes: SEVENTY MILLION

So glad I’m done with all that tripe. Back to Penthouse Forums!

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