• Number of references to penis: 56
• Number of different words used: 2
• Number of times “erection” is used: 55
• Number of times “cock” is used as a noun instead of a verb: 1
• Over three books, where “cock” appears as opposed to “erection”: Third book, in the epilogue, 96% of the way through
• Number of different references to vagina: 2 (“vagina”, 2 per books 1 and 2; “down there“, too many times to count)
• Number of times I rolled my eyes: SEVENTY MILLION

So glad I’m done with all that tripe. Back to Penthouse Forums!