stuff and junk

(I ran out of words that start with predic-)

i am prepared for every occasion!

In my bag:

Gum
Bus Tickets
A space rocket pouch that holds:
- Bandaids (Hello Kitty)
- A screwdriver for glasses
- Moisturizer
- Three iPhone camera lenses
- Bokeh filters
- A Delicious Juice Dot Com button
- Tokidoki button
- The World’s Dirtiest Smutton
- A moustache pin for emergencies
- Our Lady of Guadalupe pin for different emergencies
- Peppermint Oil for headaches
- Discontinued perfume oil from Kiehl’s
- Urban Decay double-bladed eyeliner for goth emergencies
- A smooth round pebble
- Body Shop lip gloss
- Aveda Nourish-Mint mineral lip colour in Sheer Roseleaf
- Bite Lush Lip Tint in Black Currant
MAC powder compact
Hair clip for my newly out-of-control mane
LEGO Darth Vader keychain
Two fancy feathered bobby pins
Minibator key with shield and one-legged robot
Home keys with enormous fob, gate key, the one-legged robot’s able-bodied twin, another shield
Yet another keychain; this one holding a bunch of London-themed items
Two wrapped honey mints from Trader Joe’s
Fossil wallet with “Insert photo of super hottie boyfriend here” card, some cash, ID, work access card, bank card, and emergency business card (I have a lot of emergencies)
Two half-completed Pinkberry frequent buyer cards and two cards good for a free mini yogurt
An elastic band
Another elastic band; this one with a macro lens in it for my iPhone
Cheese bag with glasses and sunglasses
The world’s most awesome pill box, containing:
- Extra Strength Advil
- Tylenol
- Advil Migraine
- Extra Strength Reactine
- Whatever those little green pills are
Fluff “Suzy Sailor” coin purse containing:
- iPhone 5 Lightning to USB cable
- Powerocks Super Magicstick portable battery charger
Optimus Prime on a skateboard