I’m onto you, Monday. You thought you could beat me off with a ridiculously busy day; making it impossible for me to post while at work and too tired/cold/wolves to do it when I got home, thereby failing NaBloPoMo a mere 4 days in. Pretty sneaky, Monday – and you almost got away with it. Too bad for you I’m posting this half-assed update of nonsense that, while pathetic, is still an entry and therefore counts. Suck it, Monday. I foiled you.

And now I’m going to take a bath to try and get this unholy chill out of my bones. Tomorrow: regularly scheduled crap, I promise.