The committee unanimously agreed: Gornak had the best costume at this year’s convention.
congratulations! what an outfit!
What the other convention-goers didn’t know, and what Detective Briggs would only acknowledge on his death bed some 40 years later, is that Gornak wasn’t wearing a costume that evening. He was simply hungry.
oh the legomanity!
Some say Briggs never recovered from that case. They were right. Briggs was a changed man from that day on – wouldn’t you be, when faced with that much carnage? When none of the clues make sense? When the only possible explanation will get you laughed out of town?
no amount of lego therapy will fix this.
The other convention-goers did not die well.
Everything I know about England I know from books, TV and movies – so when I picture Brits rioting, it plays out a little differently in my head:
a spot of tea, guvner? quite right! cor blimey! good show, lads!
I will compare this image with the real thing in TWO MONTHS!
And by “lamb” I really mean “popsicle stick”:
edward and bella share a moment in the meadow
edward and jacob fight over bella
Incidentally, people give you really weird looks when you’re hunched over the sidewalk with a bottle of hairspray, a baggy full of glitter, and a camera.
THIS! IS! SPARTA!
A little extra tongue-in-cheek courtesy of my Voodoo Donuts mug standing in as the Pit.
it does not wear me
Last week’s company BBQ left me with a container full of processed cheese in my fridge. This will likely be the only time I EVER have processed cheese in the house, so I had to take advantage of the situation.
Processed cheese stinks.