he woke up screaming for 40 years

The committee unanimously agreed: Gornak had the best costume at this year’s convention.

congratulations! what a costume!

congratulations! what an outfit!

What the other convention-goers didn’t know, and what Detective Briggs would only acknowledge on his death bed some 40 years later, is that Gornak wasn’t wearing a costume that evening. He was simply hungry.

oh the legomanity!

oh the legomanity!

Some say Briggs never recovered from that case. They were right. Briggs was a changed man from that day on – wouldn’t you be, when faced with that much carnage? When none of the clues make sense? When the only possible explanation will get you laughed out of town?

no amount of lego therapy will fix this.

no amount of lego therapy will fix this.

The other convention-goers did not die well.

market research

Last night I toyed around with a new craft idea:

blue = josh and shan; yellow = heather

I came up with three different setups that each hold three keys, and I’m thinking of selling them in kits:

  • Base piece
  • Your choice of three key rings (I have 6 different colours)
  • Your choice of magnetic or adhesive backing

If you saw someone with a great rack selling these (and my lego necklaces) at a local craft fair, would you be interested? What would you consider a fair price? Help me, internet. Be my market research.

If it helps, each kit could come with free Smuttons! Hang your keys, get some porn! Everybody wins!