It’s a typical Sunday morning around these parts; nothing special. I’ve gone about my regular routine:

• Wake up early
• Put on a t-shirt
• Go to a diner
• Order coffee
• Have Miranda cut a deep V in my t-shirt because I am uncomfortable with the amount of skin I am not showing
• Drink my coffee, for real
• Go to a bar at 10am
• .. to watch hockey Team Canada defeat Team USA in the gold medal hockey game 3-2 in overtime, winning our 14th gold medal and setting a record for the most number of golds won by a host country in the Winter Olympics, with several hundred of my closest friends
• Get smoked up!
• Get interviewed! (not in relation to getting smoked up)
• Go home and throw a party

You know, regular stuff. Status quo, really.

now i love Canada and DON'T have a uniboob