After I watched (most of) last night’s episode of Glee – screw you Global TV; I was watching the US feed for a REASON – I asked Ed if his first time was awkward and/or accompanied by a snappy song and dance number. He said he was nervous, but it was a fairly routine deflowering – no wacky sitcom-style situations or baffling plot twists. Mine was similar – nervousness, excitement, impatience, confusion (“so, when does the other person get here?”) – but nothing exciting enough to build an hour of entertaining television around.
I did realize something, though: this year marks the 20th anniversary of my first time.
This calls for a celebration! Or, perhaps .. a re-release!
Kimli’s Virginity, the colorful, wildly imaginative family adventure starring Kimli and her first real boyfriend, returns from the afterlife in a digitally remastered 20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition. This special edition is complete with animated shorts, behind-the-scenes featurettes, and recently uncovered, never-before-seen footage. An all-new director’s commentary is accompanied by the original trailers, premium features, and an in-depth interview with the cast. Relive Kimli’s First Time all over again, in high definition and stereo surround sound!
Yeah, that would be awesome.
And very, very disturbing.
Pre-order yours TODAY!
8 thoughts on “20th anniversary edition”
“so, when does the other person get here?”
…I will eventually learn not to drink coffee whilst reading your blog
Is that Cut Wood floating in the moist, warm, ocean? Or am I reading to much into the photo?
Let me know when the deluxe 3-D version comes out. On blueray.
Lol, you are truly awesome! And ya know it!
Immediately felt compelled to design a cover for my own deflowering. Graphic design is fun.
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