The iPhone 6 and 6+ launched today. While every website on the internet is abuzz with the new phones, Delicious Juice Dot Com is (probably) the only blog to bring you what you really want to know: how will the new devices fit inside your bra?
For Science, and because I neglected to do so when I upgraded from the 4s to a 5, here is how the iPhone 5s fits in my left bra cup (the default holding location when I don’t have pockets):
It’s not a bad or uncomfortable fit, but it’s blocky with edges and is kinda like stuffing your bra with Lego. Still, this has been my standard for years now, and if you do anything long enough you forget what life was like before.
Behold the iPhone 6:
Oh, YES. THIS is a device I could happy shove into my tits any time of the day – it’s silky smooth, delightfully rounded, and fits like a flat expensive glove. It feels much like the iPhone 3GS did, and that was a lovely device to stuff in your cleavage. I enjoyed this experiment far more than I should have, actually. A++++++, would carry around in my bra again.
On the other hand:
The 6+ in my bra is fucking ridiculous. I may as well shove my laptop in there. I have larger bras than the average bear on account of the universe having a delightful sense of humour, but even I couldn’t comfortably carry around a 6+ in there. This just looks silly (unlike the other pictures, which are obviously for educational purposes).
So there you have it – if you’re looking to get a new phone based on what will fit comfortably in your bra, I hope my experiments will help you.
5 thoughts on “iphone + boobs = science”
I can’t believe it took me this long to ask Siri how many nipples a bear has.
*sigh* Teach me moar!
So long as you don’t mind risking getting breast cancer keep on tucking that phone in the bra.
Aw man. I just tried sticking my phone (Nexus5) in my bra and the phone is too big. But really, ALL phones are too big to fit in my bra :( It would be so handy to be able to keep it there!
What you Need to Know:
1. Cellphones are two-way microwave radios that should not be kept directly on the body.
2. The soft fatty tissue of the breast readily absorbs this radiation.
3. Case Reports are accumulating of young women with no history of breast cancer getting a diagnosis of breast cancer after storing their cell phones on their breast.
4. Doctors voice this precautionary advice: Women should not store their cell phones in their bra.